Visa Collector Gifts

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Wok. Don't Wok.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"Beware of the frog"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Sometimes Y Turn

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Caution signs.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

Distance to horizon varies.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'