Visa Collector Pillows

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Wok. Don't Wok.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"Beware of the frog"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Sometimes Y Turn

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Caution signs.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Distance to horizon varies.

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Oh great, now I have to render unto Caesar, too.'

Utility Chic.