Passport Collector Pillows

"Hold on -- your boarding pass says 'possum,' but your passport says 'opossum.'"

Once, I caught him with my passport, pasting his picture over mine. Bad dog.

'I'm not sure it's legal for us to take you home if you've lost your passport.'

Passport needed for boat trip

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Vaccination Proof

"Make a lot of money."

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'

Need tickets.

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

Home Business - Business Cards.

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

Time traveller of the year, 3173, A.D.

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

Solar Storm Expected!