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'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'

Jeff is poised to extend his record of 23 'A' boarding passes.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

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'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Utility Chic.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

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'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Need tickets.

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

We're barely gonna make it!

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

Home Business - Business Cards.

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

Beer Sergeant.