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"At this time, we'd like to begin boarding our 'It's all about me' members."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

Utility Chic.

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

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'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Need tickets.

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

We're barely gonna make it!

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

Home Business - Business Cards.

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

Beer Sergeant.

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."