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"At this time, we'd like to begin boarding our 'It's all about me' members."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

Utility Chic.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

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Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

Need tickets.

We're barely gonna make it!

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

Home Business - Business Cards.

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

The evolution of a woman's purse.

Beer Sergeant.

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.