Virtual Vine Devotee T-Shirts

Wine Lady

Gardener attacked by plants.

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'Who's the new guy?'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Wine tasting

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

Nouveau wine

'I think we can skip the resume.'

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

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'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

'Sell some? But then there'd be less for me.'

Computer dating.

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

'Yeah, I think it has too much tannin, too.'

"That's not our logo. That's the company's flowchart."

'You travelled 6,000 miles to find Chateau Grande Magnifique? Buddy, you're looking at it.'

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

Please Wash Feet Before Returning To Work

Grapes