Virtual Vine Devotee Prints

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Wine Lady

Gardener attacked by plants.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'Who's the new guy?'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Wine tasting

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"Soy milk and rice milk are okay but I prefer grape milk.".

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

Nouveau wine

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'I think we can skip the resume.'

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

Need Cash for Alcohol Research.

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

"I'm getting subtle hints of what the Fed might do."

Computer dating.

'Sell some? But then there'd be less for me.'

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

'Yeah, I think it has too much tannin, too.'

"That's not our logo. That's the company's flowchart."

'No, the other kind.'

'You travelled 6,000 miles to find Chateau Grande Magnifique? Buddy, you're looking at it.'

Vine-Gripened Tomatoes