Virtual Vices Aficionado Gifts

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Kitchen Tetris

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Knights of the Square Table.

"5...4...3...2..."

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

Busking during a pandemic

Remote work

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

Teleworking was the death of the office party

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

"What are we doing today?"

Computer Gamers.

"Does he byte?"

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

"In my day, we had to trudge through a mountain of shag-pile carpet if we wanted to change the channel."

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'