Virtual Vices Aficionado Gifts

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Kitchen Tetris

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Knights of the Square Table.

"Greed, wrath, envy and pride closed higher. Lust, sloth and gluttony showed losses."

Lockdown Brain

Busking during a pandemic

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"5...4...3...2..."

Remote work

"I see, Mr. Pipkins, we're back on the bourbon and smoking through glazed doughnuts."

"If robots can replace workers, then they can replace students. So I created one for me. Now I can stay home all day and play video games."

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

"Clinton spoke at my inauguration, and it's so cold outside-can he crash here for another week?"

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

Teleworking was the death of the office party

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

Suspension isn't Punishment

The Life of Wii

Computer Gamers.

"What are we doing today?"

"Does he byte?"

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'