Virtual Vagabond Gifts

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Evolution.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Obsession with the Internet.

'They say you have to drink 4 times as much merlot as pinot noir to get the same level of anti-oxidants. Isn't that just too, too bad?'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

Internet Cafe.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Computer Life

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Hot Towel Web Service

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"Alexa give me one reason to get out of bed today."

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

"I slipped the VR headset on when he was asleep, he's been at the 'beach' for three hours and I've had some peace and quiet..."

'The brochure says their wines are distinctive. I think I know why.'

Social Networks

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."