Virtual Vagabond Mugs

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Evolution.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Obsession with the Internet.

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'They say you have to drink 4 times as much merlot as pinot noir to get the same level of anti-oxidants. Isn't that just too, too bad?'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Internet Cafe.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Computer Life

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Hot Towel Web Service

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

"But mum. . . I 'am' playing outside!"

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

Virtual Lap Dancing

'The brochure says their wines are distinctive. I think I know why.'

Social Networks

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"