Virtual Realm Protector Gifts

"He's his own worst enemy."

Save Our Universe

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

Second lifeReal life.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"He spends 24/7 behind that computer of his. I guess he lives in a fishbowl, too."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'

'Of course, now that we have turf, we'll need someone to protect it.'

"Go! Go! Go! Go!" The hot video game where you're a peacemaker who disarms everyone in sight and sells them on the virtues of nonviolent communication.

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'

"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."

"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."

'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'

Back to Zoom Savings

"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

"Here's Mommy now!"

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

"Did you ever wonder who's really raising our kids?"