Decorate their tech haven with vibrant art prints celebrating virtual realm protectors—perfect for inspiring their gaming or digital security pursuits.
Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You ok in there? I think I'm dying here. What? D'you need me to call 911? I don't think that'll help. I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city. Get off your phone!!! I'm saving the kingdom here! It's important!
"He's his own worst enemy."
Save Our Universe
"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"
Second lifeReal life.
"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."
'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)
"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."
"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."
Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.
"Hey Dolly, get back here!"
"Boy, has it been hacked!"
'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'
"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."
'Hacking into our system is one way to get my attention.'
'Of course, now that we have turf, we'll need someone to protect it.'
"He spends 24/7 behind that computer of his. I guess he lives in a fishbowl, too."
"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."
"Go! Go! Go! Go!" The hot video game where you're a peacemaker who disarms everyone in sight and sells them on the virtues of nonviolent communication.
'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'
I just need exactly 30 minutes to go to a funeral. Exactly? That's how long it'll take me to march to the archipelago where Bajor was and light a dragon on fire in Bajor's honor. I hope you're going to tell me you're talking about some video game
What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.
'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'
Every time an invading army tries to kill me, I wonder if I should have finished art school instead of going to the family business.
"When you're done cyberattacking, your PB&J, with crustd cut off, is waiting."
"This one is for hacking into our enemy's hacks."
"To create the universe, hit the space bar."
"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."
'One day we'll look back on all this, in a computer game.'
"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."
"Here's Mommy now!"
"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."
"Did you ever wonder who's really raising our kids?"
"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."
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