Virtual Merrymaker Gifts

Zoom Christmas party

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"All I've got left is smoked."

Piano Bar

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

Merry Christmas!

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

"Let me clarify that this is your employee performance evaluation, Thompson. It is not a roast in your honor."

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Cats play the double bass