Virtual Meeting Marvel Gifts

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Hello? Speaking, not listening."

Office Meeting

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

Dog Park Zoom

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Thanks for coming in."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

Negative Interest Meeting

Remote work

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"Camera not working."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"We need to talk about your Zoom presence,

"I only do skype meetings these days."

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Zoom Rodeos

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

With a webcam I can attend meetings while sitting behind my desk here at home. This situation leads to some disjointed clothing ensembles.

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

"Listen, Phil....LOVE the hi-def video conferencing, but next time can you trim your nose hairs?"

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Oh, I'm okay. This is just my resting zoom face."

"Ain't nobody gonna end a meeting faster than me."

Ann had seen many amazing things at science meetings in the last 20 years, but the most amazing thing was seeing another woman.

Virtual Magic Tricks