Meeting Marvel Gifts

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

Ann had seen many amazing things at science meetings in the last 20 years, but the most amazing thing was seeing another woman.

'What do you mean, we should join the men's movement and have a meeting? This is a meeting of the men's movement!'

"Hi, I'm your moderator and it's my job today to keep your meeting interesting!"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

Grimm's Reality Tales.

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

"We made a miscalculation, but it's consistent with our over-all strategy."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"You took that news with dignity and grace. I really wanted you to spaz out."

'I sometimes wonder if these endless meetings accomplish anything.'

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"He's not sleeping. He always dims his display while downloading data."

Targets.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."