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We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

Ann had seen many amazing things at science meetings in the last 20 years, but the most amazing thing was seeing another woman.

'What do you mean, we should join the men's movement and have a meeting? This is a meeting of the men's movement!'

"Hi, I'm your moderator and it's my job today to keep your meeting interesting!"

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

"'Meetingpalooza' sounded better in the brochure."

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'I want ideas so bold, so wildly innovative, so undeniably brilliant that they retain a shred of originality after everyone picks them to pieces.'

"We made a miscalculation, but it's consistent with our over-all strategy."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Targets.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"He's not sleeping. He always dims his display while downloading data."

'I sometimes wonder if these endless meetings accomplish anything.'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

'Thank you, Leo. Nothing like a roar to get us going in the morning.'

"Since I am chairman, it behooves me to go first. 'What I Did Over My Summer Vacation,' by Wilson Rupert Hewes."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Pizza time.

'Who wants the talking stick?'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.