Virtual Friendship Breakers Pillows

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'We met online, but we don't seem able to take our relationship to the next level.'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

Stay apart & stay happy

Facebook 33 A.D.

'My profile says 'In a relationship', but his says 'It's complicated'.'

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

I'm merry Christmissing you.

"I'm going to be honest with you, Noah. I've been virtually seeing someone else."

"Be honest, are you internet dating somebody else?"

'Mom, who are all these people?' 'I invited all the people you've friended on-line.'

'It's been nice meeting you, Brian, but can we go back to having a virtual relationship?'

"I tried a dating website and found true love. She confides all her personal problems to me, and even her bank account number."

"Unfortunately all his friends were just on Facebook."

Nethead strip: Internet relationships

"I won't really have time to miss you: I'll just be waking up when you come back from your migration..."

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Cyber Sex

"I can't tell whether you're gazing into my eyes or checking your e-mail."

The numerous benefits of being at home during lockdown

'I've got to tell you, your 'Do Not Disturb' sign is unnessary.'

Man in pub puts on coat, saying to work colleagues: 'Must dash ... I want to spend some time on my social-networking sites.'