Online Friendships Pillows

'Ah, Mr. Collins? We are friends on Facebook, but I can't remember why.'

Man in pub puts on coat, saying to work colleagues: 'Must dash ... I want to spend some time on my social-networking sites.'

'This is typical. You have 700 Facebook friends and can't think of anybody as an emergency contact.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"You may now kiss the bride."

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Everybody meets online these days."

'Your website or mine?'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

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"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Today's love

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

'I'm sorry, Jason. I don't date anyone new until I've googled them.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."