Building Online Friendships Pillows

I have 1035 Facebook friends. Do I have to send each one a holiday card?

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

It's good to get together with friends!

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

A three eyed alien staring intently at a computer screen.

'Stop worrying, he said he's bring his new friend he's met recently.'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

Facebook 33 A.D.

'My profile says 'In a relationship', but his says 'It's complicated'.'

I'm leaving, I've found a new best friend on the internet.

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

Male Springbok: 'Sally,Beth,this is Will, my Gnu friend'

'Eldon decided to make some new friends.'

She looked even better in person. Although she might be Photoshopped.

Boys

"Hey, you! Wanna be my best friend?"

"I really enjoy our quality time to catch up, reset, and get all jittery together."

'Ah, Mr. Collins? We are friends on Facebook, but I can't remember why.'

'Mom, who are all these people?' 'I invited all the people you've friended on-line.'

'I see you everyday and never talk to you. But I'm making an effort to change for the better, so I won't be standing here tomorrow.'

I Thought He Was Dead

Do you have to fall asleep on the keyboard every time we videochat, Mike?

"Unfortunately all his friends were just on Facebook."

'Mother, the other children won't permit me to participate in their activities -- they allege that I have elitist tendencies.'

"I'm sorry Tom, you're just not the man I 'friended'."

"I got acquainted with a new kid and now we understand each other."

'You don't me- I'm not on Twitter or Facebook but I would like to be your friend,'

Tall, Dark, and Handsome chats with Buxom Blonde.

"Yes, all of them. I need a Zoom background."

'Sure, I've been following him all week - on Twitter.'