Building Online Friendships Pillows

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

It's good to get together with friends!

'Wait a minute! I think our line has been tapped.'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

A three eyed alien staring intently at a computer screen.

'Stop worrying, he said he's bring his new friend he's met recently.'

Facebook 33 A.D.

'My profile says 'In a relationship', but his says 'It's complicated'.'

Male Springbok: 'Sally,Beth,this is Will, my Gnu friend'

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

'Jeremy and I have decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

I'm leaving, I've found a new best friend on the internet.

'Eldon decided to make some new friends.'

"I really enjoy our quality time to catch up, reset, and get all jittery together."

"Hey, you! Wanna be my best friend?"

Boys

'Mom, who are all these people?' 'I invited all the people you've friended on-line.'

'I see you everyday and never talk to you. But I'm making an effort to change for the better, so I won't be standing here tomorrow.'

I Thought He Was Dead

"I'm sorry Tom, you're just not the man I 'friended'."

"Unfortunately all his friends were just on Facebook."

'Mother, the other children won't permit me to participate in their activities -- they allege that I have elitist tendencies.'

"I got acquainted with a new kid and now we understand each other."

Tall, Dark, and Handsome chats with Buxom Blonde.

"Yes, all of them. I need a Zoom background."

The numerous benefits of being at home during lockdown