Virtual Friendship Breakers Prints

'Don't take it personally. Bob doesn't like anybody. He even unfriended himself on Facebook.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'We met online, but we don't seem able to take our relationship to the next level.'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

Stay apart & stay happy

Facebook 33 A.D.

'My profile says 'In a relationship', but his says 'It's complicated'.'

'Between us we've got 2000 Facebook friends, but we only know one person well enough to send us a Christmas card.'

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

I'm merry Christmissing you.

"I'm going to be honest with you, Noah. I've been virtually seeing someone else."

"Be honest, are you internet dating somebody else?"

I have 1035 Facebook friends. Do I have to send each one a holiday card?

'But I friended you on Facebook!'

She looked even better in person. Although she might be Photoshopped.

'Ah, Mr. Collins? We are friends on Facebook, but I can't remember why.'

'Mom, who are all these people?' 'I invited all the people you've friended on-line.'

'It's been nice meeting you, Brian, but can we go back to having a virtual relationship?'

"I don't know where everyone is...I invited ALL my Facebook friends."

Nethead strip: Internet relationships

"I tried a dating website and found true love. She confides all her personal problems to me, and even her bank account number."

"I won't really have time to miss you: I'll just be waking up when you come back from your migration..."

Cyber Sex

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

I've experienced lot of emotions spending so much time at home. Of course there's been loads of anxiety that comes with uncertainty. I've also felt happiness having the time to reconnect with old friends via phone and email. And there's constantly ups and downs as I see mostly the best, but also the worst, in people. It's strange that being stuck in one place takes you on a long journey.

"Unfortunately all his friends were just on Facebook."

Do you have to fall asleep on the keyboard every time we videochat, Mike?

"I can't tell whether you're gazing into my eyes or checking your e-mail."

The numerous benefits of being at home during lockdown

'Sure, I've been following him all week - on Twitter.'

'Mum, Dad, this is Archie - he's from the Internet.'

'But in the end, despite Mr. Dolbert's 12,365 facebook friends, we all die alone.'

'I've got to tell you, your 'Do Not Disturb' sign is unnessary.'