Online Friendship Advocates Prints

'Mum, Dad, this is Archie - he's from the Internet.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"You can always count on me."

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

Online Dating for Dummies

Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

I know why you're such a greedy, heartless scrooge, Armstrong. It's because deep down, you just want to be loved. But you're afraid of rejection, so you make yourself as unlovable as possible. That's the type of utter nonsense to expect from muscle-bound oaf who hadn't paid his tab in 13 years. I love you too, man. I hope you get audited.

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

'Now she's jealous of my imaginary playmate.'

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

Would your dog pick you for a best friend?

'Facebook stock dropped on news that a psychologist said facebook friends are not real friends.'

"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"

Facebook 33 A.D.

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

"You're my best friend, Bandit."

Fortunately there are still some honest social media profiles...

"Well, damn, Camembert, you called to tell me you're runny?"

Friends Yeah!

'I know how you feel — all the other psychiatrists hate me, too!'

"So what if I metamorphosed way before you? It changes nothing: We're still BFF, right?"

'Thanks for bringing me lunch Rex: It's way too cold for me to come out today...'

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

"Remember, the enemy of your enemy is your friend."