Real Friend Advocate Prints

'Facebook stock dropped on news that a psychologist said facebook friends are not real friends.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

'Remember me?'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"...and do you agree to accept him as he is, and not try to change him?"

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

"You can always count on me."

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

Domestic Pardners

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

"And this is my life support system."

Love

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

Zookeeper who looks after the elephants has equally large wife.

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

I know why you're such a greedy, heartless scrooge, Armstrong. It's because deep down, you just want to be loved. But you're afraid of rejection, so you make yourself as unlovable as possible. That's the type of utter nonsense to expect from muscle-bound oaf who hadn't paid his tab in 13 years. I love you too, man. I hope you get audited.

Some Love Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away.

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

You, Me, Still Me

"Unbelievable! Why isn't anybody doing something against the awful dog poverty?"

"OK - I'll say it again - I love you even more than my p******* hour."

'Mr. Willinston, whose depression has been giving him a fit lately, will see you now.'

"Well it DID rather take the edge off things!"

'Why should I be a faithful companion when he's horrible to me?'

Father's love

Love is Love

Valentine's Day

"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"

'You guys are real friends!'