Viral Commentary Appreciator Pillows

"Hmm... it just makes you look sinister..."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Trump! The Musical

Gay Times...

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

Night of the Zombonies.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'Oh Hi!'

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

"Steamed vegetables."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"They're so like us."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

Russia Money Laundering

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"Amateurs."

The Greek Trampoline