Social Commentary Appreciators Pillows

'Casual Day wasn't enough. I wanted more.'

Army School Recruitment - 'I got shot.'

"If you don't have any cash, you can get a payday loan around the corner."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

Gay Times...

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"I'm the bad guy..."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"They're so like us."

Alms Bank

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

Children should be seen and not heard. We're decorative.

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

Bank Cuts Jobs. . . Employees in Need!

Forbidden Vegetable

"Social distancing has really changed things at the office. In some ways it's really improved relationships with colleagues. For instance..."

"Ogden, you're taking yourself too damn seriously."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Everything Deep Fried. . . Food Shaming

"Wuhan virus, Ebola, West Nile, Asian Flu. . . what's wrong with good old American diseases?"

Peacekeeping?

Chicken comedians.

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

"You're not the sleeping beauty I fell in love with."

"Down here, greed is totally unregulated."

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

The nurse of the future

"I work all winter on my beach body, and everyone still stares at you!"