Political Commentary Appreciators Pillows

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

Campaign 2016

In doctor's surgery: 'I'm terribly worried, doctor...he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly anymore.'

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

"The candidates this year are really honest."

"The food is excellent. Unfortunately, the inaction of politicians forces my husband to civil disobedience."

Putin's Statement on Aid Convoy Attack...

Chavez makes sacrifice.

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

King and clown engage in role reversal.

Frederick Robinson

Grim Reapers protesting against euthanasia Death Not Jobs

Always the smartest guy in the room.

'Gee, I wish I'd said that.'

'And this is Jim...he's responsible for marketing the hospitals.'

Earl Grosvenor Criticises Liberal Reform Bill

Obama Bucks

"There wasn't enough money to leave a note to say there wasn't enough money."

Emergency Room Jerk

"King Herod sent us."

'In addition I have some valuable information about your fly.'

Blind and a Pig (I'm Told).

"Hello. We're from the Government, and we mean you no harm."

'Bird legs! Bird legs!'

'The government should never have put fluoride in the water.'