Political Commentary Appreciators Gifts

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Archival Warfare

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"I'm the bad guy..."

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

Under What Circumstances Would You Change Your Mind?

Campaign 2016

Everything Deep Fried. . . Food Shaming

In doctor's surgery: 'I'm terribly worried, doctor...he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly anymore.'

"The candidates this year are really honest."

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

"The food is excellent. Unfortunately, the inaction of politicians forces my husband to civil disobedience."

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

King and clown engage in role reversal.

Frederick Robinson

Putin's Statement on Aid Convoy Attack...

Chavez makes sacrifice.

Grim Reapers protesting against euthanasia Death Not Jobs

Always the smartest guy in the room.

"There wasn't enough money to leave a note to say there wasn't enough money."

'Gee, I wish I'd said that.'

Petition demanding Piers Morgan is deported from the US.

'And this is Jim...he's responsible for marketing the hospitals.'

"Seems like we're always the first to get the blame when crime rises."

Obama Bucks

Earl Grosvenor Criticises Liberal Reform Bill

'In addition I have some valuable information about your fly.'

"King Herod sent us."

Uh-oh, we mixed up the teleprompter and a karaoke machine!

Emergency Room Jerk

Editorial Cartoonists at Home

Blind and a Pig (I'm Told).

"Hello. We're from the Government, and we mean you no harm."

'Bird legs! Bird legs!'