Political Commentary Lovers Gifts

It's 3 am and "Trumple-Thin-Skin" is at it again.

"King Herod sent us."

Uh-oh, we mixed up the teleprompter and a karaoke machine!

'If it's any consolation, not one cent of this supports the costly U.S. military buildup in the Middle East.'

An NRA Christmas Story...

"So that's agreed, we should set up a preliminary sub committee to consider thinking about getting a group of people together to have a bit of a chat about starting to plan a bit of something."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Nation-building never works."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Reagacentennial

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Laughingstock

Trump Poutine

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Tearing up the Iran Deal