Political Punditry Appreciators Gifts

Laura Ingraham and David Duke

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

Skeptic Tank.

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

National Living Wage from April 1st.

'Bedtime stories at the Browns'.'

We can safely tell the Grand Jury your campaign money isn't soft, it's al dente.

New Year 2020

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

News remote

Cat holds sign that says 'come over here', dog holds a sign that says 'how?'

Audacity of Hope.

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

'The trouble is not with your set -- the station just got hit with a new batch of politically correct Federal regulations.'

How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.

Voter Suppression

Voice of the GOP

"There's more to basketball than winning. There's also telling China to back off in Hong Kong."

Chavez makes sacrifice.

'What the hell good are new federal regulations if they don't have teeth?'

Putin's Statement on Aid Convoy Attack...

"Like many in your field, you will end up in Congress."

America eager for war

"It looks suspicious to me. Next thing we know, he'll claim the U.S. is part of Russia."

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

'What's that? None of our creditors will lend us money? Then call Google ... ask them!!

'Sharks have to keep moving to survive, you say?', 'Yep - They're nature's politicians.'

Before the Fall

With some regularity, loony old Uncle Mort rants about his political theories and blatherings. Today: His long-winded theory about the debt-ceiling negotiations. Feel free to nod off … It's the escalation of a religious war in this country. I'm listening, sort of. Those of us who believe in the role of government believe that mankind can improve our lot through innovation, investment, science. But those who oppose government essentially believe that our fate lies with God. Wake up, I'm pontifica

Coronation Civil Rights

Grim Reapers protesting against euthanasia Death Not Jobs

Economic Experts

"It wasn't until I discovered how much the upper one per cent were losing on dividends that I became a truly compassionate conservative."