Political Pundit Admirer Gifts

Steve Bannon Dandruff Globe

Bill O'Reilly

'What the government needs is a Secretary of 'What the Hell is Going on'!'

"It's amazing...no matter what we do. They just keep on re-electing us..."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

In the Guru District

They're Not Just That Into It

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

CEO du Jour

Difference of Opinion

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Where does it all end up?

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Obama Healthcare.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

Torturing the English Language

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.