Political Pundit Enthusiast Gifts

Trumpnado

"My new cable tv package has 800 channels. . . all of them featuring people screaming about politics."

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

In the Guru District

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

They're Not Just That Into It

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

Sir Winston Churchill

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Who's got the hammer?"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Away with the warmonger!"

Political convention

CEO du Jour

Difference of Opinion

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

That's What Happens

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Where does it all end up?

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy