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"Hmm... it just makes you look sinister..."

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Trump! The Musical

Gay Times...

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

Night of the Zombonies.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'Oh Hi!'

"Steamed vegetables."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"They're so like us."

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

Russia Money Laundering

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"Amateurs."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."