Viral Comedian Gifts

"Doctor, I'm dying! Offer me your vaccine."

Comicron

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Boris in Lockdown

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

'Catch this!'

"That explains all the cavities."

"I think I'm coming down with something."

The Return of the Germ

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

Passover Plague

"I think we've got another novel virus here."

A frat party at an online university

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

The Flus Brothers

How corporate data wizards decide it's time to re-vamp everything...

The Germ and the Sperm

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

'Before you say anything, just let me change my Facebook status to ‘it's complicated'.'

"I thought about having children, until I found out they take nine months to download."

STRIP Hambone: 'Can't you programme this thing to laugh at my jokes?'

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'