Viral Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

Zika sexually transmitted

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

Boris in Lockdown

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

'Catch this!'

"I think I'm coming down with something."

"Sorry, coffee is delivered by a union shop and you banned all things union."

Recipes for comfort drinks.

The Return of the Germ

"You're on 'Ask Sadie.' What's your problem?!" "I want to go back to work." "But my son is still so young. I'd have to send him to preschool or day care. And then most of my salary would go to pay for that. So what should I do?" "You should do what we did in my day: Have six more kids and then let them all fend for themselves!" "If your eldest isn't a strong leader, it may get a little 'Lord of the Flies'-ish, but that builds character!" "...in the survivors."

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'We do have something in Real Estate for an individual who's willing to starve for a year before turning to the office supplies.'

Blues for now.

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

"Doctor, I'm dying! Offer me your vaccine."

Advent Calender.

Make your own bottled water.

"Your job could be worse and I'm open to any suggestion to make it so."

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

Virtual interview.

Passover Plague

Privatization and Deregulation are the gas in the engine of the economy.

"I think we've got another novel virus here."

No Layoffs Next 200 Miles

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

Drücke dein Glück: Covid-Testausgabe

Imagine the mess the world woudl be in if we didn't have the best executives money can buy running it.

The Germ and the Sperm

The Flus Brothers

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage