Viral Comedian T-Shirts

"Doctor, I'm dying! Offer me your vaccine."

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Comicron

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Boris in Lockdown

"....and then it turned out that the e-mail I ignored that I got from the Nigerian bank offering me £200 million was REAL!"

"That explains all the cavities."

'Catch this!'

"I just tweeted a chirp."

The Return of the Germ

"I think I'm coming down with something."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

Nerd emergency: tongue stuck to frozen PC screen.

To begin, click on the bread crumb icon.

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

Are you still on strike, tv? That depends, master. Depends on what? On whether you still want me to find "Cop Rock" reruns. If you won't show it to me, I'll just catch it on YouTube. No you won't, master. Your phone and iMac have joined me in solidarity. Elon Musk was right about artificial intelligence ruining everything. Btw, I just googled you, and it seems "master" is not actually your name.

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

Passover Plague

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

"I think we've got another novel virus here."

"Thank you for participating in this poll, but because your answers do not coincide with your social media rantings, you're obviously lying."

A frat party at an online university

The Lone Ranger at Home

STRIP Hambone: 'Can't you programme this thing to laugh at my jokes?'

"You have exceeded the maximum number of incorrect password attempts."

The Germ and the Sperm

'Before you say anything, just let me change my Facebook status to ‘it's complicated'.'

"I thought about having children, until I found out they take nine months to download."

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

How corporate data wizards decide it's time to re-vamp everything...

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

'What's the point? We're never going to be able to compete with online piracy.'