Vintage Viber Gifts

Turtle Haze

"Er – may you?

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

"I think he was a celebrity."

The height of fashion in 1796

"This next one's another oldie."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Lounging by the pool

Colonial Larrysburg.

Swing dancers.

The Old Time Television Channel

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

Disco Owls

Old Book Smell

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

Robert Johnson

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

A 60's pop group

Gustave Charpentier

Cover Design for E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."