Vintage Viber Pillows

"Er – may you?

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

"I think he was a celebrity."

The height of fashion in 1796

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Lounging by the pool

Swing dancers.

Colonial Larrysburg.

The Old Time Television Channel

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Disco Owls

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Annette von Droste-Hulshoff

Computer looking rather annoyed at owner whoes hugging his typewriter

"Secondhand books, reheated coffee"

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

Robert Johnson

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

Gustave Charpentier

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

A 60's pop group

Islington Angels.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."