Vintage Store Owner T-Shirts

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sir Winston Churchill

Second hand furniture.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Early Piety

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Early Colour TV

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"How soon will this be a remnant

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"I love these old decorations!"

Ladies by the seaside

Grandma's caf