Vintage Store Owner Prints

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

The Missing Sock Returns

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Military Medals

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Early Piety

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Early Colour TV

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

The original paperless office

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I love these old decorations!"

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Ladies by the seaside

Grandma's caf

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.