Antique Store Owner Prints

Antiques: Out Bidding

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The Dorrie Decimal System

Southwark Fair.

Cut Price

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

Rodin's Browser

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

You had me at vintage.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Antiques

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

I just reread a great book I downloaded from Amazon about five years ago. You rekindled an old relationship!

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.