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"Of course, you'll have to be on the qui vive during the blackouts."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Victorian Lady

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Blue Dress and Feather

A Macaroni in 1772

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

Swells - Men's Fashion

The Dandy

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Blue Dress

The Return Of The Minipants

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

1950's.

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

Men talking about the boots of the period

"I wonder what this was for."

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

Wild and crazy salmon

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."