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"Of course, you'll have to be on the qui vive during the blackouts."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Victorian Lady

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

A Macaroni in 1772

Blue Dress and Feather

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

Swells - Men's Fashion

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

The Return Of The Minipants

Blue Dress

1950's.

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

The Dandy

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

'Oh no! You're obviously smaller than me, Joy!' 'You're not fat, 'cause those pants were tight on me too Verl.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

"I wonder what this was for."

Men talking about the boots of the period

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

My client vigorously denies your charges. He says he has great respect for what makes you special. He knows that you like Amy Winehouse, watching The Office, secondhand clothes. You're reading off my Facebook page. He knows you're on Facebook. You're both off my friends list.

Wild and crazy salmon

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'