Vintage Remedy Enthusiast Pillows

'Ah doctored it with sheep dip an' iodine an' turpentine...'

This might sting a little.

What the Doctor Ordered

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"When I was a little girl...my mami had really good remedies for our aches and pains."

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

"Milton finally found a doctor he can trust - one who still believes in the healing power of money."

Natural Medicines

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

Chicken soup is in an intravenous drip.

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

'I hope this alternative Chinese medicine works!'

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

Akron, oh, you're on Ask Sadie. What's your problem?! I'm thinking of not signing up for health insurance this year. Good idea. In my day, there was no such thing as health insurance. If you got sick, you paid for it with either money or chickens. That's if you were a lily-livered coward who just had to see a doctor. When great-great-grandmother Cohen had her sixth heart attack, she just applied a poultice made of chestnut leaves and flour and kept on plowing.

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

"My Harvard Medical Guide says if a wisdom tooth is infected, you may need antibiotics and possibly have the tooth pulled by an oral surgeon."

"They say chicken soup is good for a cold."

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

'So, what's this new 'wonder drug'?'

Chicken Soup

"She attended the Tia Carmen medical school."

Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook

1999 Influenza Chic.

Hippy fighting off medicine.

"'Physick for the Cure of thy Ague'… When was the last time we cleared out this medicine cabinet?"

"I tried a traditional Chinese herbal remedy for writer's block and it worked great. I wrote four new chapters in two days. Unfortunately, it was all in Chinese and I can't read Chinese."

Lionel had a lazy eye.

"We run an old fashioned practice here, Mrs Gledhill."

"You're the one that said drink plenty of fluids!"