Vintage Medicine Admirer Pillows

"Milton finally found a doctor he can trust - one who still believes in the healing power of money."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It was her mothers"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Barber shop quartet

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"Fashion over function!"

"Trepanning for gold"

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"Would you believe I can still fit into my tux after eighteen years?"

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

Computer Address Book.

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.

"Now, those pills you just took may produce some visual side effects."

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

'No, I mean your great-grandfather was literally a big fan of Sally Rand's.'

Weltanschauung (worldview).

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

Sir Mervyn Murgatroyd

"We can thank Hippocrates for changing healing from an occult art to a science."

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

"I saw your ad on the dating site, ma'am! You're looking for an old-fashioned man, aren't you?"

Doctors Through the Ages...

'The doctor doesn't like computers, he prefers to lose patients' records the old fashioned way.'

'We're all pretty much in agreement that this is what your doctor scribbled as your prescription.'

"On behalf of all my fellow physicians Mr.Wilson, I'd like to welcome you back to traditional medicine."

Be In Need of Transplant Organs?

This might sting a little.

"Of course, this will require extensive plastic surgery!"