Vintage Medical Enthusiast Pillows

"No, I didn't have to 'google it' to make my diagnosis. I have these expensive books."

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Ladies by the seaside

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Grandma's caf

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"How soon will this be a remnant

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I love these old decorations!"

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Typewriters and Laptops.

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

Historic Bank Jobs.

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

1930's Lady.

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'