Vintage Packaging Appreciator Gifts

'Village store and Food museum'

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

The Old Time Television Channel

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Snapshots in Time

Greetings from VARICOSE VILLAGE, a Florida golfing community featuring a shopping mall, restaurants and hospitals.

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

'Hey, we're in style!'

"I'm looking for a good old-fashioned housemaid - the kind that screams when discovering a dead body."

At the Old Bikers' Home

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

John and Yoko

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School

Dueling marionettes.

McDonald's Wraps Burgers in Grass Paper

'It's for Pookie.'

'I never watch educational television. I guess I'm old fashioned. If I want to learn something, I listen to the radio.'

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

"Whatever she wants, she gets. She's the only one who knows her way around a computerless office."

'He prefers old-style communications - Yelling at you.'

'It's a newspaper! Brought it online for me dad's birthday. Apparently it's the forerunner of the tablet!'

Glop With Packaging

'The danger of similar packaging.'

'Kids today and their crazy fashions, eh!'

Un-Hip-Flask

Endangered species stamps

Mr Chuckster Old Curiosity Shop

The Heptathlon for beatnik.