Vintage Notebook Aficionado Gifts

'So, it's back to school! I remember when I was your age. . .'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

You had me at vintage.

'Man...You age great!'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Antiques

Early Programmers.

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Early Laptops.'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"Wow!"

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"It's a novel about interest rates."

The Final Chapter.

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','