Vintage Notebook Aficionado Gifts

'So, it's back to school! I remember when I was your age. . .'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

You had me at vintage.

'Man...You age great!'

Antiques

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Early Programmers.

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'Early Laptops.'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"

"It's a novel about interest rates."

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

The Final Chapter.

"Wow!"

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.