Vintage Healthcare Aficionado Gifts

Doctors Through the Ages...

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

You had me at vintage.

'Man...You age great!'

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Antiques

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Healthy Patients Only

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Get well soon!

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

'Another day. . . another half dozen medical breakthroughs for us to comprehend. . .'

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of insurance forms.

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

"We're going to run some tests: bloodwork, a cat-scan and the S.A.T.'s."

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"You call all this a side effect?"