Vintage Medicine Enthusiast Gifts

"We run an old fashioned practice here, Mrs Gledhill."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

"Our psychopharmacologist is a genius."

9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

Anatomy.

Meds Toast

Leeches, lucky charms, rat catching. The secretary of health is in.

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

"Trepanning for gold"

"Uh-Oh!"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

'We've not met, but I'm your keyhole surgeon.'

"Milton finally found a doctor he can trust - one who still believes in the healing power of money."

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

A Mom and Pop Operation

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

'Take two a day and in a couple of years you'll be a pharmacist!'

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

'Eureka! It won't cure anything, but the side effects are terrific!'

"I'm gonna be a doctor when I grow up."

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'