Retro Medicine Enthusiast Gifts

Doctor and Patient

"Your trouble is all those tiny time pills you took in the 1970s. The duds are like unexploded land mines."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Diner.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

London GPs could become an endangered species.

Computer Class.

New Age Store.

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'It's an antique!'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

1950's.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"You've got night fever."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub