Vintage Execution Memorabilia Collector Gifts

An executioner taking a photo of himself at work.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Cat statues on entrance gate

Barristers

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Nobody Upstages Trump!

'...Couldn't you just get pictures for your desk?'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

"We have a favor to ask."

French Army knife

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

William Tell Executions.

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

Replica Football Merchandise

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

'I was cleaning it and it went off.'

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

"What about the writers? Nobody ever blames the writers!"

'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

'My work clothes are at the cleaner's, so I had to borrow my kid's hoodie.'

'If I hear one more person say 'Just a little of the top' I'm going to lose it!'

Louie 'The Egg' Spignoli, The Hangman's Nightmare

Congratulations you are the 10,000.

'I don't suppose an apology would suffice?'